Sofa King, what can I say? That was totally uncalled for. Completely unfair. Stop posting such threads or I shall make it my primary goal in life to get you banned!
I mean look, here I am sitting at home all alone on a Saturday night, feeling sorry for myself, surfing the net like the complete nerd that I am, when I spot a promising thread. The first few words sound perfect: “Yeah, yeah, yeah. My life sucks.”
Perrrfect. And it goes on talking about medical conditions, surgery, complications. Yes, yes, yes! Once again, someone out there is more miserable than I am, that makes me so happy! Give me more…
Um… what’s that again? “Big balls?” That doesn’t sound right?! You’re rich, successful, some woman wants you? Noooo! Mercy! This is wrong, you’re happy! Shit, shit, shit, shit! Your life’s not more miserable than mine! I can’t laugh at you! This thread is useless. Sofa King, PISS OFF!
[sub]And I was gonna tell you the joke about the guy with three balls, just to cheer you up.[/sub]
Ok… more news to me. Shooting a bigger load = good.
I’m gonna start writing this stuff down. It’s so counterintuitive I’ll never remember it otherwise.
(Dr Lao: I had the same experience, not realizing that was supposed to be good stuff because the big ball line threw me)
By all means, use it if you’d like. It might actually calm the savage beast behind each GD topic if you say something that strikes a cord – they might giggle first then come up with a logical answer.
Besides, all testicles deserve a little TLC, I believe that. Now if I only had a man with two testicles to give some TLC to… < sigh >
Actually, most of the seminal fluid is produced by the seminal vesicles and the prostate gland, neither of which are in the scrotum. Also, I’ll bet that the increase in size is largely due to swelling or scar tissue. I doubt that there are any extra semen producing cells. So, I assume that any benefit Sofa King can expect to enjoy from his new gigantic balls will be cosmetic.
However, I certainly wish him health and happiness as long as he promises to use his huge balls for good instead of evil.
**"I’m ever upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I’ve got
The biggest balls of all
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all"**
Having had testcular surgery before, it did have it’s benefits. I felt like I’d jest been kick in the sack for two weeks before surgery. No pain after surgery, and my blood supply rerouted. I got errections at the drop of a hat for the next year, and they lasted very long. Fun while it lasted. The hair growning back after surgery was itchy though. Staying home and just lying around for three weeks sucked too. No heavy lifting for another four weeks was devestating, when working a grunt job.
**“Big ole dangly balls on purpose? Why?” – OpalCat **
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And thank you all SO much, now I’ve got,“big balls in Cow Town, we’ll all go down, big balls in Cow Town, we’ll dance around” by Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys stuck in my head.
