I've stolen my first hubcap. OK, what do I do with it?

A guy goes into a fancy joint, and he orders Eggs Benedict. In a few minutes, the food arrives, served on a hubcap from a '59 DeSoto!

The guy calls the waiter back, “Hey the food is perfect, but what’s with the hubcap?”

A strolling violinist appears out of nowhere, and the waiter sings, “Oh, there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise…” :smiley: