TLDR: I’m destreaming.
Sometime last year I decided to review how I used my streaming services and was not surprised at what I found:
Disney, Hulu, Pluto, Prime, and those not listed below - not used at all.
Netflix: 5%
Peacock: 7% (Or whatever Yellowstone was on)
HBO: 30%
YouTube: the rest.
So I canceled Disney, Netflix, Hulu, Peacock, all of which I was paying for, and left HBO and YouTube as my two streaming apps.
But this didn’t solve the initial problem which was this: I no longer want to decide what’s on my TV. I want to see what’s on TV and watch that.
… wait here, please, while I yell at these kids… thanks… OK, I’m back!
I mean, I really don’t need access to everything all the time and the multiplicity of choices oddly led me to avoiding making a decision at all. I don’t really want to think about TV all that much, and I’m no longer interested in what’s on Apple+, Peacock, Netflix, etc, because having to keep all that shit straight is annoying as fuck… and expensive.
Ok, so long story short, I decided to get cable TV again, using Spectrum. I changed to their internet, got a landline, and a 2 year price guarantee. And I love it. I am watching BTTF right now, a movie I would have never selected in the streaming space, and all I have to do is suffer some commercial breaks, time which I can use to go to the kitchen. Or bathroom. Or both.
I don’t have to decide what to watch, I just scroll a list and choose that. I don’t have to figure out which app to open, because it’s just cable tv. I don’t have to update the cable TV. The cable TV isn’t openly using algorithms to give me their options on what to view next, there’s just a list of channels and if I want to fill my head with crime shows and movies, well, there are channels for crime shows and movies. I don’t have to wait for a machine to figure me out.
(I still have Max because of the quality of their library.)
Anyway, I’m destreaming. Anyone else?