No money bids, pleas, or bribes here. Spend it all, Antiochus! Splurge! Spree!
But consider a little for these guys? 
Meh! That’s nothing. You see, I am neither American nor a US resident and yet I receive everyday notifications from banks that I have been approved for mortgages.
Obviously they’ve caught wind of my unimpeachable honesty.
I happen to be very lucky myself! You see, an enormously wealthy realitive whom I’ve never even met seems to have died recently, and a very nice lawyer is helping me to get my share of the estate, which, despite my lack of contact with said dead relative, is quite a large sum indeed. I’m thinking that I’ll use part of my newfound wealth to help one of those unlucky Nigerians. The rich keep gettin’ richer!
ZJ
I also received a similar e-mail and would be laughing all the way to the bank with the rest of you, but I went to balance my on-line banking account just this morning and discovered someone has ransacked my account!
It’s a horrible irony, too, because just two days ago I received a dire warning from my bank warning me of fraudulent activity and asking me to verify my account numbers and passwords. I sent them all the information post haste, of course, but, alas! it must have been too late.
So now I have no way of sending the $1,000 to secure my winnings.
I have no luck.
Well, I guess I’m just fucked. I keep getting email from a bank I didn’t even know I had an account with letting me know that there’s a problem with said account.
I don’t even have any lottery winnings to deposit! I probably owe the bank money now!
At least you can console yourself with your larger penis or breasts (depending on you gender) and the fact that you have a shiny new Rolex.
Well I just won an ipod mini!
“Conducted by us” with no mention to who you actually are? Executive Sales and Marketing where?
I am actually a member of e-squeeky, and by member I mean someone who must really hate me signed me up anonymously, and I’ve been spammed by them ever since. You put them on your spam block and they just pop up with a new email address. :mad:
If it all gets too much you can enlarge your penis, keep it up for longer on natural Viagra, and smoke it all off afterwards on a genuine legal herbal high.
You know what the best part is! The said relative had the same last name with a DIFFERENT SPELLING! Isn’t that cool!
I bet it was NoUturne. There are a lot of those.