J D T is the very modern model of an expert on subject penii
He has the information, glans and foreskin of good ol’ one eye
He knows the penii of America and quotes the foreskins statistical
From Bangor to Seattle, all in order categorical
He is very well acquainted with all matters of circumcision
And derides the parents for their misguided decision
About foreskin restoration he is all the news
With a mighty tug ahoy to use
J D T is keen at foreskin calculatioins
He knows the causes and reliefs of smegma crustaceans
In short, in all matters of the penii
J D T is the fount of foreskins and ol’ one eye