J.Lo killed President Reagan so that while the Nation Mourned ™ she and Marc Anthony could get married with zero fan fare. [/takes off tin foil hat]
Marc Anthony is her rebound off of Ben, who was her rebound off of P. Diddy, who was her rebound off on her first husband, whatshisface, who was probably a rebound off of someone else. lather, rinse, repeat.
My bet is they will last until after the Holidays, possibly to January 15th, 2005.
Unless she has a baby, so she can launch her maternity line of clothing: Pregnant Sluts with Big Butts . Then I give it ten months after that, where it will end amicable, according to their press agents.
I wonder now that she is married again if she still start dating again.
I must not be reading you right. There wasn’t a problem this time because it was a surprise wedding, without all those endless months of speculation and hype.
By the way, here’s a comparison of Lopez with E. Taylor.
Taylor had/has had a total of eight marriages, including R. Burton twice. Lopez is only on her third, but of course she’s much, much younger. But Taylor’s third marriage came in 1957 to impresario Michael Todd, when Taylor was all of 25 years old. Lopez is now 33 (34 in July), and so she’s eight years behind Taylor’s pace.
Mickey Rooney has also been married eight times. His third one came in 1948 to Martha Vickers, when Rooney was 28 years old, a little closer to Lopez’s pace.
Well, I doubt she’d want to compete with Mickey Rooney but you never know. She would have been a little further ahead had Ben not wised up and called it off. They could have been married and divorced by now and she could still be moving on with Marc.
Some one above stated that Ben was her rebound from P.Diddy but in fact she was married to Chris Judd between Diddy and Ben. Ben wasn’t really a rebound since she was still married to Judd when they took up together.
And another reason that JLo and Marc aren’t as big news as “Bennifer” is because Marc is just not as big a star as Ben.
And after all that crap about Marc winning his wife back after she got sick of him and threw him out a few years ago. He made a whole album full of romantic songs supposedly about Dayanara Torres.
Still, their marriage (Marc and Daywhatever) was nothing but ups and downs anyway. And it became final, what, yesterday?
It can’t be good for me to love celebrity gossip as much as I do.
You know… I think Marc should never have married Dayanara. Since they married, I was waiting for their later divorce. Now it is final, and Marc is with J.Lo, who he previously dated. I think both of them are better matched than he and Dayanara.
I’m gonna say November 3rd for at least an announcement that they’re separating. Actual divorces sometimes take a bit longer, but I’m sure she’ll be engaged again in no time.
Ben Affleck dodged a bullet there, man. He’s probably happier laying in the hospital with bronchitis right now than he would having anything to do with Serial Bride.
I read somewhere that he calls her “Lola” and that she is going to start using that to ‘separate herself’ from the whole J Lo thing. Let’s see how that goes.
Oh, come on now people. Can’t you see that this couple has the potential to be another Whitney and Bobby? Marc Anthony will be a has-been soon(or is he already?). He’ll drag her down with him, they’ll have a kid, do a lot of drugs … just think how much fun it will be!
Just in case, though, I’m going to choose my own anniversary for their split-up date: Aug. 12. I’m such a romantic.
In my earlier post, I vaguely said “a year” but since everyone else is picking actual dates, I’ll say June 30, 2005. Everything will appear lovey-dovey on their first anniversary, but they’ll split soon after.
Maybe this one will last a little while since the problem with her first 2 marriages was, they were nobodies and couldn’t deal with her fame or maybe it was her ego. So I’m going to give it until December 14.
