I started a thread in IMHO asking about how to add some detail to Billing Boats’ Jacques Cousteau’s Calypso model. So when I saw this kit on eBay I had a look (even though I already have one).
“Jack Crusto”? 
Jack Crusto was a legendary oceanophile who, after retiring, became a successful pioneer in the pizza industry. In 1996 Pizza Hut recognised his achievements in this area by naming their cheese-filled pizza edges after him.
I thought everyone knew that.
I thought Jack Crusto was the name of the guy in those Pink Panther movies.
Oh come on, making fun of the spelling in eBay ads is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Er…
No, you’re thinking of Inspector “Nut” Cluster.
Oddly, I knew who the thread was about from the title.
No that’s the guy who got killed at Little Big Horn.
Heh. Seriously, though; “Jack Crusto”? C’mon! It’s not so much that I’m making fun of someone’s spelling; it’s that I’m agog that someone would not recognize an obvious misspelling.
Hm… Seafood pizza. Could be good. Shrimp, octopus, anchovies…