Yellow? Really?
Seriously? You’re just gonna act like you got there first?
Oh, god, that HAS to be deliberate, right?
“Okay, Lindsey, your next story is out of Japan.”
“I usually don’t do stories out of that region. Why me?”
“Well, uh…”
That’s a big vagina.
That’s not a vagina, this is a vagina!
-or-
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
According to Steven Fry on QI, ‘Kayak’ literally means “A boat for man to use”, and the women have a different boat by a different name.
Not quite sure how that all fits in, but seems relevant somehow.
Could that kayak hold a lot of seamen?
“Martin, it’s all psychological. You yell Penis Festival, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell vagina kayak, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.”
You didn’t provide a cite.
It doesn’t matter if you get there first. What matters is your staying power.
Why all the hooha about a vagina kayak when we already have box boats?
I reckon it should be called a Yoni Yakyak. ‘Vagina kayak’ just doesn’t roll off the tongue in the same way, and “I have a vagina kayak” instantly lends itself to confusion in terms of whether to be excited, envious, ask about their treatment program, or seek medical advice.
Since we already have marinas for vaginas, it was probably just a matter of time before we had vaginas for marinas.
So is it true what they say-- Japanese vagina kayaks go down the river sideways?
This gives new meaning to the term “Loose lips sink ships”.
Tentacles, man, we need more tentacles.
And the Journey of Poo.
It’s not directly related, but while looking up stuff about this, I stumbled across the Giant Inflatable Solar Vagina:
As the commentary says, it looks like something from the X-rated version of Little Shop of Horrors
Here it is inflating:
On the subject of vagina-shaped things, it amuses me to no end that the hospital where my wife gives birth (Katz Women’s Hospital, part of Long Island Jewish Medical Center) is shaped (if viewed from above) like a vagina (or kayak).
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Release the Kraken!!!