Actually, no. It’s a story that, in my view, should count as at least a little bit new:
Vagina-based kayak designs are, so far as I am aware, a new thing, notwithstanding a certain pre-existing and coincidental similarity of general shape.
Putting aside the observation that the man in the boat is a woman, I have to say that to my mind, the Japanese authorities are overreacting.
That is a fun, funny way to be provocative and make her point.
Reminds me of a story I heard about the beginnings of Nike:
When Phil Knight was working with the U of Oregon track team to try out some designs for Nike’s original running shoes, the students nicknamed his prototype The Vagina: not much to look at, but feel soooo good when you slip inside them.
No clue if that is true or apocryphal, but it is worth a smirk.
I hear it’s best to exit the craft head first. Any other orientation may require outside assistance. Of course, if an adult male gets in he won’t ever want to leave.
That has to be the most visually arresting headline I’ve read of late. Good job!
Dude, you passed up a perfectly good pun. You could’ve gone with prick-ly. For me, I think the photo would’ve been better if she’d have been amongst pussywillows.