Japan Authorities Hostile to Vagina Kayak

There is a well known correlation in the maritime world between the size of the wessel and the size of the douchebag.

Now it finally all makes sense.

Update on this story:”Megumi Igarashi “disappointed” that her “concept hasn’t been understood by the judge”

I wasn’t active in the previous discussion on this. I was just searching for flights on kayak (specifically, googlin’ for kayak) today and this little gem was one of the News “hits”.

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Yeah? Vagina’s work pretty doggone well when wet, too.

She’s Japanese - was the kayak horizontal?

Regards,
Shodan

I saw this, but I’d forgotten about the kayak, since the article I saw focused on her little cute figurines.

I think this woman knows exactly what she’s doing, tying the Japanese penchant for all things cute to eroding the prudery laws. Unfortunately, the courts see that too, hence the split verdict.

I did not see that phrase being used.

I presume that emailing the information broke a law, like sending pornography by email, and being as most legal people are, eager to do something legal, the authorities decided to prosecute.

Still, quite ironic for a country that has a Phallus Festival.

She probably sent the blueprints without a little censor-bar or pixellation across one end.

Not really a vagina, as such, though. More of a vulva. Someone years and years ago composed a classic anthem, Song of the Vulva Boatmen.

You need to check out down by the keel.

David Gogo, a Canadian blues guitarist, plays an old, all-metal National guitar from the 1930s. It was engraved with tropical scenes because, he explained, those guitars were originally intended for playing Hawaiian music. He turned the guitar over to show a tropical lagoon scene and said, 'If you look closely, you can see a little man in a boat. Took me years to find it."

Seems weird to me, since tentacle porn shows a vagina. It’s the whole point, avoiding the penis so that it can be left uncensored.

Maybe she just needed to have some sort of oar going into it?

Carefully but thoroughly.

Carefully indeed! Early in the season I’ve found wasp nests aft.

I was thinking of helping the Japanese authorities with this problem. I have an excellent design idea for a torpedo.

[QUOTE=Loach]
That’s a big vagina.
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[QUOTE=muldoonthief]
That’s a big vagina.
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You didn’t have to say it twice. :mad:

I didn’t say it twice… :eek:
Haven’t heard that one in a long time, muldoonthief :smiley:

I just want to know if she included a bilge pump.

Probably went with something absorbent.