Check it out: the world’s shortest shorts. (They’re on a mannequin so SFW).
And you’re asking “What kind of woman would wear something like that in public?”
Well, duh, none obviously. They’re designed for men.
…the awesome kind?
They do know men are the ones with the dangly bits, right?
“They’re designed for men.” :dubious:
So, ‘Willy, the one-eyed Wonder Worm’ hangs out on one side, and his two crazy friends (Those guys are nuts, you know!;)) hang out the other side? 
IMHO, they’re designed for ‘exotic’ dancers.
Checking the Japanese, they are sold as sexy underwear.
I liked the ratings the article got:
Cute - 26
Awesome - 33
Hot - 47
Funny - 134
Creepy - 382
Crazy - 424
I’m thinking any man who could fit inside a pair of shots that small might not have what it takes for exotic dancing.
I see now, that I should have said… “IMHO, they’re designed for [female] ‘exotic’ dancers.” :smack:
Even most women I’ve known would have stuff showing in those. If I had a retractable dick and ball sack, well, I wouldn’t frighten shoe salesmen so badly.
Denim thongs - yeah, that just screams comfort!
You have to shave to wear those. And I don’t mean your legs.