After nearly five weeks my computer is fixed and I am once again finding excuse after excuse to log on, sit my butt down and spend 8 or 9 hours watching my monitor. While my computer was broken I actually got a few things done around the house that I have been putting off for the four or five years since we’ve been online.
One of the things I accomplished led me back here to share some MPSIMS with you all and reveal to you my “Tip Of The Day”.
Don’t ever decide to clean out a closet by dragging everything out if you have no intention of putting it all away.
If one of the things you find in said closet is a roll of film from who-knows-when do not think to yourself “hmmmm…wonder what this was from? I should take this in and develop it.”
Do not take that same roll of film into a one-hour developing place and do a little shopping while you wait.
Do not pick up your now developed pictures and wonder why the guy is snickering and looking at you funny as he hands you your change.
Do not get in the car and think to yourself “wonder what was on this roll of film” and proceed to open the package and look at the pictures.
Do Not…I Repeat…DO Not Ever…as your husband is fiddling around with the camera about 3 years ago pull up your shirt and flash the camera and let him take goofy pictures of your boobs, then grab the camera, pull out the film saying "There is NO way you’re developing these!’, toss the roll of film into the box of junk at the back of the closet, wait a few years, decide to clean out the closet, find a roll of film and think to yourself “hmmmm…wonder what this was from? I should take this in and develop it”.
Links? HA! Not a chance! Any and all proof has since been torn up into a million little pieces.
Cites? I suppose I could get my husband to “cite” something regarding this, if he could stop laughing hard enough to speak every time he thinks about it. I could also get the guy from the one-hour photo I guess, but I have this feeling I will not be stopping by there any time in the near futute. Or never. Yep, never is much more like it.
And ** Saint Zero ** that would have to lead me to my second tip of the day. Digital cameras are great. Just don’t ever run into the bathroom, whip back the shower curtain and snap a picture of hubby all nekkid and soapy, then forget to delete the picture and take the digital camera to the in-laws birthday party. Not that anyone saw the picture, but hubby almost fainted when he was sitting on his mom’s couch and started “reviewing” the pictures on the camera and there he was in all his glory. He deleted it immediatley.
So now I am wondering, as this has happened to me on more than one occasion, if anyone else has done this? Am I the only closet flaser in the crowd? Am I the only one who has been caught doing it? I have never, would never for that matter, flash anyone besides my husband. I’m kind of under the assumption no one else would care to see it.
So…anyone?
Mr. Rilch has a couple of Polaroids of me, which he takes on location. I pray that they will never be seen by eyes other than his own.
Also, when I was in college, I and another student were the subject of some “art photos”. Not naked, no explicit sexual acts, but just far enough over the line that neither of us should ever run for office.
