I was going to make this just about The Beatles yet I reckon I’ve got them covered. If I missed any, add them in.
Now these aren’t necessarily evil characters (excepting Maxwell yet he was misunderstood and it was the times, man)
So I’ll have it at those Beatles and we can go to other bands?
Let’s get Maxwell and his silver hammer out of the way right off.
Paul in “Lovely Rita Maid” - clearly he’s getting out of a ticket. “May I inquire discreetly, when are you free to take some tea with me?” They go out, she pays the bill and somehow two sisters on the couch prevent him from getting laid.
The Taxman. “Here’s one for you and nineteen for me.” Cause I’m the Taxman. Okay, he’s supposed to be a Jerk. Yet in all of George’s oeuvre the bad guy is the one who wants to take advantage of you. And George was otherwise too nice, both IRL and his lyrics.
Paul again: “She was just seventeen. You know what I mean.” - Hey it was the times man. You know what I mean.
Doctor Roberts: I have less a problem with a doctor who gives me plenty of prescription drugs. But you gotta keep it in check. Keith Moon just one example of mixing powerful Diazepam’s and alcohol.
John Lennon: “Run for your life”. The whole song.
“Getting Better” Chorus with John and George yet mostly Paul: “Getting Better” - This one gets a quote:
I used to used to be cruel to my woman
I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved
Man, I was mean but I’m changing my scene
And I’m doing the best that I can (Fool, you fool)