Jerkish characters (beginning with The Beatles) in songs

Lyle Lovett’s L.A. County. The singer travels to L.A. County with his old friend by his side. Only the old friend is a .44 and he shoots his ex in church as she’s marrying someone else.

In one concert, Lovett took requests live. A woman asked for the song, saying they played it at their wedding. Lovett was nonplussed. “Don’t you even know what that song is about?” “We changed the lyrics a little.”

Lovett also wrote “Nobody Knows Me,” where the singer praises how much his wife loves him, then ends up cheating on her.

I’ve always heard the ending as

So I lit a fire and spread it and torched the bitches house to to ground. Isn’t it good, Norwegian Wood?

Must be one of them “mondegreens” like Jimi’s “Scuse’ me, while kiss this guy”

Lola? Pretending to be a woman without letting on.

I learned something!

even good ole Kenny can be a jerk

I just listened to a Patreon bonus episode of the History of Rock in 500 Songs podcast
about Randy Newman. The narrator in about 90% of all the songs Newman ever wrote qualify for this thread.

Prevent him from getting laid?? Hell, it’s gonna be a threesome, dude!

“Sitting on a sofa with a sister or two”

Same for me. I listened to that song over and over again as a teen, and never once thought he burned the house down. It never even crossed my mind as a possibility. I thought he lit a fire in the fireplace to warm up the place: i.e. the actions of a normal person, not those of a psychopath.

That is quite seriously fucked up. Maybe we should be discussing jerkish songwriters.

McCartney has always had a pathetic desire to be seen as a bad-ass, and not be seen as the nice-guy Beatle. His revisionist views of everything Beatle-ey (including who wrote what) are getting sad and tiresome.

Except that he used the furniture for kindling.

I thought he lit up a joint.

Why should Paul be the authoritative voice on “Norwegian Wood” anyway? John wrote it, and we can’t ask him anymore.