Oh man, I have a good string of string of stories. I think I’ll tell them all. TL;DR: I have a bit of mistrust when it comes to doctors.
When I was two years old and trying to potty train, I couldn’t hold it through the night and always wet the bed.Wetting the bed during a short nap is one of my earliest memories. This went on for over a year, eventually getting to the point where I had no control at all. After many a visit to the doctor, many of whom told my mother that I was still learning and would figure it out eventually, I was finally diagnosed with the kidney infection from hell.
When I was 13, I wanted to play basketball and had to go in for a physical. The doctor had some medical students doing the easy stuff and I got one very excitable student for my physical that day. He spent a long time testing all the various things and finally was listening to my heart. He got very excited about this and listened to my heart various ways. He then left without saying a word, grabbed my normal doctor and ALL the other students. They all took turns listening to my heart in various different ways without a word of explanation. The doctors were listening to my physiological heart murmur. Apparently, my mother didn’t even know about this and was shocked when the doctor was like “Oh, yeah, that’s normal for her.” Good thing my heart murmur isn’t dangerous or anything.
When I was 15, I started have severe stomach upset with vomiting and diarrhea. I lost a significant amount of my body weight. My parents sent me to the doctor and the doctor had me keep a food journal to help figure out what was going on. At least, that’s what he said to my face. To my parents, he told them I was just stressed and that some B12 would help ease the symptoms. Turns out I have IBS and dairy was starting to trigger symptoms. The guy didn’t even read my journal.
When I was in college, I got bronchitis several times. I didn’t take very good care of myself and frequently let things go longer than they needed to. About a week after going to the student health center on campus and being diagnosed with bronchitis, I woke up and found I had an excruciating pain in my chest. I couldn’t breathe or walk or talk or move or think too hard without horrible pain. After suffering through a 3 hour long lab, I made an appointment at the health center because something was obviously horribly wrong. Since I was in such horrible pain, I didn’t take care to make sure I got the same doctor I had last week and instead booked the first time I could get in. When I saw this new doctor, from now on Dr. Insensitive Dick, he spent a good 15 minutes chastising me for not seeing the other doctor. I explained that I wanted to see someone sooner and that she wouldn’t be available until late in the day. Dr. Insensitive Dick said that horrific pain is not a valid reason to have not made an appointment with her. He then called some pain killers over to the campus pharmacy and shooed me out like I was just a waste of his time. It ended up being a pulled muscle from vigorous coughing but it was still really painful and Dr. Insensitive Dick was an insensitive dick.
And, finally, this story is still unfolding. I am overweight from years of overeating and not exercising enough. My health insurance does not cover weight loss programs through a doctor but it does have a nice little accountability service to help counsel people. I started seeing my current doctor about a year ago. I went to her for my acid reflux but she was more interested in my weight. We had a string of appointments where she would test for various things and every appointment we would talk about my weight and how I needed to lose some. Every time the conversation turned toward weight, she would try to prescribe me something to help me lose weight and I would have to remind her than I couldn’t talk to her about it because my insurance wouldn’t pay for it. Finally, early this year, I decided to get serious about my weight when my period stopped. I went my doctor because my period stopped but we again circled around back to weight and she drew blood to test my thyroid and my blood sugar and prescribed me phentermine to help me lose weight. After a month, I came back and she found that my thyroid levels were out of normal. But that apparently wasn’t disconcerting to her because all we talked about was my weight. I had to remind her that I was concerned about my period and my thyroid and she prescribed me synthroid to push my metabolism a little. Yeah, the synthoid isn’t to correct the fact that my thyroid isn’t working, it’s to push my metabolism a little. On top of that, she billed my insurance for weight loss visits and now I have to shell out $139 for each one. Thanks Doc!
On the bright side, my A1C levels are perfect. They’ve been perfect every time she tested them. She’s tested my A1C levels every times she’s drawn blood.