Fillet
February 26, 2000, 4:07am
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aka, some may not believe but i thought you might find this interesting, part II
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But ten minutes before their time was up, lightening suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
Don’t worry, folks - just feeling a little silly after the hiatus
Jesus must’ve come away with one hell of a lopsided chart.
Satan
February 26, 2000, 7:28pm
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And to think I thought I was being invoked for something a bit more… Important…
Yer pal,
Hmmm…
Jesus may save
… but only Buddha pays dividends
system
February 27, 2000, 4:23am
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reminds of a bumper sticker I once saw . . .
Jesus Saves.
Erroneous-
Jesus could in fact have a perfecly legitimate geneaology report by way of maternal descent. What I’m trying to figure is how could Satan do a genealogy if he has not, as yet, been incarnate. (Sorry, Brian, I don’t think you’re really the Evil One.)
Ok, now that I’ve written this post, I’m going to go back to giggling hysterically.
The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur.
Yeah, agisofia, His maternal side would be fine…but his paternal side would look a little stubby in comparison, no?
Jesus Saves,
My only complaint is always having to wait for someone to come in the room and turn the set on.
