See, it’s obvious you don’t understand Jewish law. Under Jewish law, the religion of a person is determined by the religion of their son-in-law. If they have more than one SIL, they default to Jewish.
I’m actually shocked you don’t know this.
See, I’m not good at this stuff because I haven’t been practicing. I also thought one requirement was that you had to look Jewish. A Jew once told me I couldn’t be Jewish because I didn’t look Jewish, and I figured he would know because he did.
Now, hold on. I think too learning disabled to care makes a good case.
Yeah, but my nose began growing after they poked my…after they poked me.
:dubious:
Ignorant of Jewish law is no protection against the Jewish cops throwing you into Jewish jail.
Arguments like this are the best way to get Donald Trump elected president.
Oh we both know the answer to that: the Jew-owned media! Only a non-Zionist, non-Hebrew-run can be trusted to report stuff that makes the Jewy Jewowitz Jews look bad! Thank God you found some nonpartisan, non-Jewish, non-Israel-biased sources for your secret tales of Jewish perfidy!
haaretz
haaretz
haaretz
Jerusalem Post
Yep those Zionist Israeli Hebrew Red-Sea-Pedestrian Jews sure are good at clamping down on stories that could make them look bad.
P.S. I’m also impressed by your using that unparalleled journalistic repository of facts, a fansite for the fictional TV series NCIS. How on earth did they manage to escape any connection to Jews? Clearly CBS is the One True Non-Jewy Network. Praise be to CBS President & CEO Leslie Moonves!
I may have just voted for him in my heart.
Pffft. It’s the shellfish lobby.
Voting for a Lebanese candidate (for some values of candidate). Sorry about that.
The topic does not deserve a thread of it’s own
Maybe that’s a sign that it’s of no import.
What about English spelling? Does it deserve a thread of its own? Perhaps you think they’re some sinister Jewish plot, too?
The English were aware of Sinister Hebrew Plots, and kicked them out around the 12th century. :dubious:
No.
Shellfish Jews are also dog-killers!
It has already happened! Obama’s half brother is Jewish!
He sends secret satellite messages and instructions to his sibling every day, except Friday night and Saturday. :dubious:
So he’s a Jewish-influenced atheist secret-Muslim follower of Rev Jeremiah Wright. If we could just work Scientology into there somewhere…
An atheist, a Jew, a Muslim, and a black separatist Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says “What, no Scientologist?” Obama says, “I don’t think you understand how jokes work.”
I…:dubious:
And Homeopathy, however one spells it.
I supposethis isn’t a close enough link for Scientology.