I’d call the OP a racist, but his plate is already full from being an idiot.
Of course, I hadn’t considered that!
Once bereft of vowels, we’d be subject to consonantal beclogment and Jah knows there’s no turning back from that :eek:
Pftt. That’s nothing. What with Chinese Jews, you should fear having to write without vowels *or consonants!
No no Monty, that’s the yellow danger. Please get your conspiracies straight.
What about me? Having converted, how do I get into this World Domination thing?
Am I still a White Guy?
These alarums over Trump, Clinton and Sanders are just a smokescreen for ]the real Zionist agenda.
Leading Zionist confesses to mind-controlled world-takeover attempt by aliens.
Naturally, this is pissing off the Pope big-time, since the Vatican has its own plans for an alien takeover.
And could the Mormons be far behind? :eek::eek::eek:
I am reserving judgment on all this, but it is important to ask questions.
As powerful as Jews are, with their influence and their politics, I’m amazed that the United States hasn’t had more Jewish Presidents than the large number that we have had so far.
We, er, they, are very secretive. Chester A. Arthur was a Jew, as well as Calvin Coolidge.
I am totally stealing that to describe my Jew mom’s home on the Rez!
Yeah like the Rosenfelds, and Avrohom Lincoln.
So you are in favor of everyone joining a massive Vowel Movement?
G t hll!
It’s more of a twofer. And keep it straight? Well, I heard that in the East…well, you know. 
So, if we follow the conspiracy theories, somewhere in Tibet, sitting in a Buddhist temple, there’s a black, Cuban-American, lesbian, Catholic-turned-Muslim-turned-Jewish-turned-Mormon-turned-Scientologist, Mason, and member of the Illumanti who’s actualy running the world.
Shit.
No, it is a tailor on Long Island name Moyshe.
Jeez, I mean Aaron and Moses on a stick, get your facts straight!
It’s Max the Moishian.
You’re not going deep enough, man! Get the wool out of your eyes! Moyshe is a decoy to blind you to the real power in the world. That’s how smart she is.
And the twist ending is he’s a lizard.
Just ask the Welsh. Anytime they want to use a vowel or a space, it costs them 50p.
WE CANNOT BECOME LIKE THE WELSH!!!
Dude, just use a sharp knife, and trim them gently. Way easier than sandpaper.