JillGat=Jill Magruder

I thing off key, or so I’m told

[sub]for now[/sub]:stuck_out_tongue:

Hey, Jill Whatever, do you post on the Runners World Message Board? I saw a post on there (re running in the heat) with initials J-G. I forgot the middle initial, but if it were you, I’d have a clue to your middle name.

I once went to a camp named “Camp Magruder”, if this adds anything to this situation. =p

bdgr, don’t you mean, “…or tho I’m told?”

Reminds me of a poem I wrote (it was published in ‘Boy’s Life’ - I’m so proud :smiley: )

The ‘Thunder God’ went for a ride
Upon his favorite philly,
“I’m Thor”, he cried,
The horse replied,
“You forgot your thaddle, thilly!”

I think you’re probably an redheaded siren with a Jayne Mansfield bod, dazzling sapphire eyes, purring voice, diaphanous black negligee, and an unquenchable desire to paint the town red when ol’ whatshisname is away on a company trip.

Close?

I don’t think he ever spelled it McGruder, but it has been more than 25 (!) years since it happened.

Damnit Jill, the mods have enough to do without having to deal with the silly little whims of Dopers and their inability to stick with their original usernames. Am I the only one who thinks of the mods, who reminds us to be considerate of their time, of their efforts, of their–

[sub]oh.[/sub]

yeah. that’s right.

Well then. Carry on. Nice name change.

Damn, Jill, I got you confused with DrMatrix!

Thor had his way with a maiden, but he felt guilty about not introducing himself.

So the next day he came to visit

I’m Thor he cried
Your thor she replied
I’m so thor I can hardly pith

Now I’m confused. Where did Ms. Magruder go?

:eek:
It’s a plot!

I changed my screen name momentarily to “Jill Magruder” but changed it back to “JillGat.” All the Magruder posts reverted to JillGat. Sorry for the confusion.