Hey, Jill Whatever, do you post on the Runners World Message Board? I saw a post on there (re running in the heat) with initials J-G. I forgot the middle initial, but if it were you, I’d have a clue to your middle name.
I think you’re probably an redheaded siren with a Jayne Mansfield bod, dazzling sapphire eyes, purring voice, diaphanous black negligee, and an unquenchable desire to paint the town red when ol’ whatshisname is away on a company trip.
Damnit Jill, the mods have enough to do without having to deal with the silly little whims of Dopers and their inability to stick with their original usernames. Am I the only one who thinks of the mods, who reminds us to be considerate of their time, of their efforts, of their–
I changed my screen name momentarily to “Jill Magruder” but changed it back to “JillGat.” All the Magruder posts reverted to JillGat. Sorry for the confusion.