Job Opening for Canadopers: Condom Tester (must be good fit)

[Northern_Piper]

I’m not making it up. See this article on the CBC:

Condom manufacturer seeks Canadian volunteers to test products.

TORONTO - A condom company is looking for 1,000 volunteers to test its products and report back on their findings.

It opened the job competition Monday and will continue accepting applicants until Nov. 4. “Applicants will be asked a series of questions to make sure they are a good fit for this dream job,” the company said in a statement.
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The testers will be sent a variety of products in the mail. They will have to log onto a website and provide feedback to the company, including what they liked and didn’t like.

To get the job, the company is looking, in particular, for creative responses to the question about why they want to be a condom tester, Mare said.

[Spoons]

Oh dear. I can see it now. “Honey, I know we needed a few extra dollars, so I got a part-time job. It should be fun…for both of us.”

[An_Gadai]

It’s aboot this long and this wide, eh.

[Larry_Mudd]

Canada is a great market for Durex - those bad boys offer unparalleled insulation from the elements.

[Ludy]

I signed up. Lets see if I get accepted.

[Amp]

Yeah, but is there any filing involved?

[Northern_Piper]

@Larry Mudd

Canada is a great market for Durex - those bad boys offer unparalleled insulation from the elements.

how are they in a canoe?