John Bolton fired via Tweet

As I recall, I was the first person here to quote that poem regarding America’s adventure in Afghanistan. Another peril of a Liberal Arts education.

Movies! Is there nothing they can’t teach us?

You guys really love eternal wars don’t you? Great that “fight for freedom” is occurring. Just as long as other people’s sons are doing the fighting and dying.

Well, 2 things, many did warn you and many Republicans that Trump in power would be chaos. That BTW did include being a dofus and an untrustworthy guy with to do negotiations with.

And second: you forgot who where the ones that were more willing to get us into the wars in the middle east for their own benefit or the profit of their buddies.

Bolton looks like a carnival barker, Trumpfuck IS a carnival barker, that’s why he was chosen. A guy who looks like a snake oil salesman will always be a Trump hire. So, yes. Joe Arpaio is probably next candidate.

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Heh. That’s happened to me so many times when someone was making fun of him. The problem with channeling Trumpspeak is that no matter how over the top you get, there’s going to be that lingering doubt. You really can’t get any crazier than he is. I’ll have to be more careful. :smiley:

Bolton is a crazy person and an arsehole, but I have no reason to doubt his honesty. Conversely, I have every reason to doubt that anything the Very Stable Genius says is true.

Besides, why would Bolton lie about being fired? Everyone in this administration gets fired. Just say “Trump fired me because he disagreed with my views on X.”

The plot sickens – it’s possible that the real last straw was the Orange One getting the idea into his empty head that Bolton was the one who leaked the story about him asking if hurricanes could be disrupted by nuking them.

It wouldn’t surprise if the conversation went something like this:

Bolton, “If you feel that way about it Mr President, you may have my resignation.”

Trump, “That’s it, you’re fired.”

In that case, Bolton can say quite truthfully that he resigned, and Trump can think he fired him.

I heard this too. When the Hawk is the one fighting for, “You can’t host them there then.” we are definitely in one of Alice’s Wonderland.

*Not that this is new or surprising but there have been multiple stories that stuff is kept from him such that the country in some semblance of normalcy can run while he sends his tweets & makes up weather forecasts. One person saying, “You want to host the Taliban on the week of 9/11?” should have put a quick end to that thought but it sounds like it didn’t.

I got fired by email once.

Tucker Carlson:

I suspect it went more like this.

“If you’re wondering why so many progressives are mourning Bolton’s firing tonight, it’s because you’re a gullible idiot. They aren’t.”

FTFH

That never happened to me (getting fired, let alone by email, I’ve always quit or been laid off) but my first girlfriend dumped me in a letter. That sure sucked, she couldn’t even be bothered to call me. (This was the mid-90s so no texting and even email was pretty new.)

Either way, he got a no-talent assclown…

I never liked Bolton. Still don’t. But dammit, the man deserved to be treated with more respect than that.

He serves at the pleasure of the President. And if the President no longer wants him, he should be allowed the opportunity to resign. Firing him like he was a contestant on The Apprentice is undignified.

And I get it. On the list of this President’s sins, it is pretty much near the bottom. But this one should irk conservatives as well.

And Tucker Carlson is an idiot.

Trump is getting credit for firing Bolton. The same dumbshit moron who hired him is getting credit for fixing his own mistake. :smack:

Could the bar be set any lower for this pathetic, bumbling and incompetent shitbird?

OMG, you’re still not over that? I told you, I hate breakup phone sex.

The way I look at it, when all these people sold their souls to become puppets of this demon, they sentenced themselves to ultimately getting exactly what they deserved. It yet again proves, “When you dine with devil, you’d better bring a long spoon.”