OK, I get it. You want to be president. Calling me at 9:00 PM on a saturday night is not the way to do that. You are not welcome to call me at 9:00 any night, now that I think about it.
Women who are dating me may call on a Saturday night. My Mom can. Friends who have known me well for years may. Acquaintances who have an emergency may.
You are not any of these. So stop fucking calling me.
Obama, I have my eye on you too - don’t get any funny ideas.