Help,
I can’t remember a old joke. It’s about a WW2 flying ace telling stories to school kids and is about word play on Fockers (WWII German plane) and “f*ckers”.
Can anyone remember this joke?
Whistlepig
p.s. - This OP brought on by our local newspaper, which had an article saying that, “Folk fockers Three Blind Mice will be playing on Wednesday evening.”
This is the same paper that once ran an article about releasing grizzly bears from culvert traps using electric wEnches.
A crusty old fighter pilot was giving a lecture to a bunch of school kids. “I was over Germany when a Fokker came up behind me. I dove away, and started turning, but two more Fokkers attacked!”
The teacher, being helpful, says, “I should let you children know that a ‘Fokker’ was a type of German figher plane.”
The old pilot says, “Yeah, but these Fokkers were Messerschmitts!”
A whole meth of Methertchmitts!
[Daffy Duck]
Wah-ho, wah-ho, wah-ho-ho-ho-ho
[/Daffy Duck]
Reminds me of a joke about a man named Fuchs who gave a lecture to a ladies league. All throughout the night, the host kept referring to him as “Mr. Fucks.” Afterward, Mr. Fuchs said to the host, "You know, my name is pronounced “fooks.”
“Yes,” the host replied, “but I don’t like to say that in front of the ladies.”
(Actually, as you can see, I remembered the joke. I just can’t remember the respective accents involved.)
In 1915, Anthony Fokker invented an interrupter gear that timed a machine gun’s firing so that the bullets pass through the propeller arc without damaging the propeller. This enabled the pilots to aim by pointing the aircraft at the intended target.
That’s one smart Fokker!
I once met a real smart Fokker who went to Yale.
His name was Yon Yohnson.
Bloke arrived at a dust-strip airfield in Oz to find the plane already gone and a note on the hanger door saying “Sorry Ocker, Fokker’s chocka”
(I’m sure a G’Doper will correct me but “Ocker” is sort of the equivalent of “Good ol’ Boy”)