I think it refers to this:
A nun that fell down the stairs
I heard it differently:
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
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:smack: Must have mixed him up with the Kaiser Chief…
He could have been a great, but probably spent too much time in the pie shop with Thomas Brolin…
What do you call a Polish guy with a $600 hat?
Your Holiness (it was a sad day in 2005 when we had to retire this one).
Nah, I was fishing for responses. I’ve known about “newspaper” and “sunburnt zebra” since I was about six, felt like seeing how many others there are.
(As a traumatized survivor of 1950’s Catholic Schools I really like the “injured nun.”)
Penguin in a blender?
My Beyoncé poster.
A blushing penguin.
A nun with a sunburn.
Brilliant.
So… what’s pink and hard in the morning? (another old one)
The Financial Times crossword.
Here’s one that’s a bit out of date - it’s from 1982:
How many Polish people does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they just turn off all of the other lights and hang a sign outside of the home saying “Solidarity Blackout,” and pretty soon a Soviet T-54 tank will show up and the crew will put 200-watt bulbs in every light socket.
That’s like one of my favorite scenes ever.
What’s long and hard and filled with seamen?
A submarine.
Um, we’re doing Non-racist jokes, not the admissions exam for The Turtle Club.
Are you a turtle? 
And the black & white and red all over is non-racist how again?
I hate to be the dunce here, but is there a racist punch line I’m supposed to assume you’re going to say before you spring the actual one? If so, what is it??
I think the assumption is that Will Smith is not going to blend in with the snow as it is white.
What do you call a Scot in the knockout stage of a (soccer) World Cup
Referee
How are “A newspaper”, “a blushing penguin”, and “a sunburned nun” racist? :dubious: