Tsunami got 'em.
I went through the same almost-panic yesterday. I heard the food poisoning rumor on the news and I was more than a little bummed. But being the skeptical Doper I am, I googled it and found some newspaper article about how it’s a whole new modern-day “Paul is dead” thing. I wonder if it’s Heder himself who is starting these rumors. That would be so wonderfully Kaufman-esque.
Vive Napoléon!
Snopes just covered it.
sheepish grin and head shake
solemn nod
Huzzah! Napoleon lives!
And they confirm that ligers are real! 'Tis a Good Day.
He has RealUltimatePower. He flipped out and killed a whole town just because some kid dropped a spoon.