I think we’re stuck with her forever alas. And worse yet, Paris Hilton will probably be around for the foreseeable future.
That’s where politicians have it over celebrities. At least you can vote them out of office. Dan Quayle never stares at me from the supermarket check out line. But Kevin Federline will still be on the cover of the National Enquirer until his skanky corpse is lowered into the ground. And even that won’t be the end of it because they’ll be ghost sightings everywhere. Kurt Cobain’s making a fortune even though he’s dead. Even Audrey Hepburn has apparently been whored out to dance in commercials by her heirs.