Juice Newton and Iraq

Anyone else see the connection? Trippy.

Are you calling Saddam Hussein the Queen of Hearts or Angel of the Morning?

Now this may look like a used Band-Aid. That’s because it is. But without it, none of the rest of it is going to make sense. This is a house number. Is it a 6? or is it a 9? That’s the thing - you don’t really know. And this is gravel. Gra-vel.

Ooh, that’s freaky!

I see it: On her birthday, February 18, 1998, President Clinton’s foreign policy team encountered jeers during a town meeting at Ohio State University while trying to defend the administration’s threat to bomb Iraq into compliance with U.N. weapons edicts.

ISN"T IT OBVIOUS!!! JUICE NEWTON IS THE GOD-EMPRESS OF THE DESERT!!! I SMEAR PUMPKIN-PIE-MIX ON MY BUTTOCKS AND PRAY TO HER KNEECAP!!!

Both are kinda dried up and scratchy.


Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.

Carnac: “The answer is… Juice Newton and Iraq.”

Ed McMahon: “Juice Newton and Iraq.”

Carnac (opening envelope): “Name two things that peaked in the early 1980s, but are pretty much washed-up now.”