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You could come up with some good dinosaur names, depending on which position they preferred:
Female Superiaurus
Missionarydon
Doggie Stylus Rex
or maybe
Masturbadon
Let me guess… The original question was something along the lines of “How did dinosaurs have sex?”
Cecil never ceases to amaze me. He truly will answer any question.
Don’t forget Lickalotopus.
How 'bout:
Spankylosaurus
Coitusdifficultus
Teronjeremyodon
Shelyksitontop
Or two species often found together:
Dominadactyl
and
Submissodon
And of course there’s the humpasaurus. It ain’t clever, but it sure do sound funny.
Wow, let’s keep this going so it’ll be moved to IMHO or MPSIMS…
How about a porn-filmin’ dinocidal dinosaur called … Snuffaluffagus?
The issue (dinosaur reproduction, that is, not silly names) was also addressed in Leonard Krishtalka’s “Dinosaur Plots and Other Intrigues in Natural History,” Avon Books, 1989, Chapter 4. Too long to reproduce here, but worth a read.
Very carefully.
(SOMEBODY had to say it!)
How about coitusaurus? Or cunnilingusaurus? Spermadon? Orgasmodon?
And there is/was a cartoon character in Playboy called “Tyrannosaurus Sex.”
Posted by Beruang: " . . . too long to reproduce here, . . ."
That would be the ever-popular Dicklongacus.
Man, all I know is, the phrase “kissing cloacae” (and explanation of what a disgusting pocket of goo a cloaca is) made me swear off all sex with birds and lizards for good! And this time I really mean it…
I don’t think this dinosaur would have had a problem with sex.
(note to the timid souls - the picture linked to above shows a human body part that is usually not seen in mixed company - caveat videator)
[Edited by Arnold Winkelried on 10-17-2000 at 11:35 AM]
Yikes! A Dorkalosaurus!! I thought they were extinct!!