Just a DNA sample and we'll have everything

In My Humble Opinion
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Oh, I’m sure this has been a SDMB thread before, but I can’t help but look at all these threads asking for the most intimate and obscure details about everyone without thinking of a Vast Government Conspiracy™.

Is the SDMB just a cover for a vast personal data collection system?

What does Cecil have to say about it?

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If ever there was a thread that needs a paranoid tinfoil smilie, it’s here.

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I’m sorry you discovered that, Chimera. Could you come with me, please? We’d like to interrogate you at length…