Your attempt of subversion lies in your “demand” that we do something to please you; you wish us to act in your interest alone. Your words demand the action of the staff; you are not simply asking that we consider acting. Nor do your latest histrionics do anything to persuade me your request isn’t that of one who wishes to be treated as petulant moppet. You’ve evinced no intent other than a wish to act absurdly. You show the self-satisfied smugness of a toddler making his first water on the pot.
I don’t know about anyone else, but this thread has certainly increased my Prick Tolerance ten fold.
jarbaby
I am just posting this to make sure my account here is activated. I hope everything is going wonderful for all.
~~S
You’re right, I made more of a demand than a request. Fine. would you please consider changing the thread titles I referenced. I am horribly offended by them.
I’m sorry that you feel my offense is a challenge to your authority. I prefer, however, to consider it deference to your authority. If I did not respect your authority I would just sit in silence ignoring those things that offend me.
Your authority is so awe-inspiring, however, that I feel empowered to seek out removal of those items I find less than savory.
I hope my request receives all due consideration and will not be dismissed out of hand simply because I am hoping to eat out of the can of worms you opened. You have decided to protect us from offense, whether offense is reasonable or not, and I’m sorry if requesting the same protection makes me a petulant moppet.
Thank you for your time.
Fine. Email the forum moderator and/or an administrator with your “request” and we’ll take it under advisement.
Awww, somebody needs a hug!
(((obfusciatrist)))
There. Feel better? Here’s a cookie. Now go outside and play.
Thank you, I will. Should I send one long email or individual emails for each point of offense?
And I’m sorry for calling you a dickhead, it was an asshole thing to do.
Kamandi: Touch me again and something horrible, but completely non-violent, may happen to you, but not in any way because of me.
You are welcome for my contribution. Anything I can do to help.
Let me explain. You insist that SDMB either not censor your writings, or in the alternative publish its rules and apply them without discretion. You, a non-paying user of this service, demand that They, act to accomodate you. In such circumstances, the only rights that are threatened are those of SDMB.
::Sigh:: What minty did was take your own argument, change the term to which the argument applied, and thereby demonstrate the illogic of the original argument. It is indeed time-honored - I just read an account of a 19th century French economist who, in order to demonstrate the illogic of protectionists, applied protectionist arguments in favor of banning the sun as unfairly competing with French candle-makers.
Sua
** And here I’ve been just aching to find a board with a “higher prick tolerance”, this getting rid of jerky behavior certainly lessens my enjoyment.
well, since I pointed out that you’d started your thread several hours after UB had posted an entire thread asking that in his forum people be a little more restrained in thread titles etc., I can see how starting a thread so quickly after a mod had made such a request could be seen as ‘thwarting’.
Hey, that’s pretty good, Sua. Makes me sound all intellectual and stuff, when really all I was trying to do was show that the “it was only a statement” argument was bullshit.
‘Course, 19th century French philosophizin’ usually don’t go over too good in Texas. 
Prissy bitch.
Otto, you are an intellectual dwarf with the testicular fortitude of rice. Stop acting like a fucking “Wah wah I’m not being noticed” asshole and get over it.
So you think your ACLU board is better? Fine. Stay there. We’d all be happier.
So you think the mods are inconsistent? I disagree. They’ve been remarkably consistent in judging each infraction on a case-by-case basis. They’ve been patient in dealing with spoiled little snots like you, they’ve been tolerant in having to take on such a tiring, thankless job for free.
Get off your cross, climb down from your high horse, and pull that ten-foot-long pole out of your ass, you piece of whiny, snot-nosed, freshly-felched filth. It’s people like you who are the cause of all the problems you’re railing against.
Dickhead. “Oh no, he called me names!” Damn skippy I called you names. It’s the only language you seem to understand, you sack of congealing donkey semen.
OK I think we’re about done.
If you have any further quesions… blah blah… email… blah blah blah… Thanks… blah blah… cooperation… blah.