Splendid! Road to Damascus, and all that. You are to be congratulated for your advance into light and reason, however belated. Regretably, we are out of toaster ovens, due to the recent surge of epiphany-related conversions, I think Liberal may have gotten the last one. We can put it on back-order? Or would you accept a rather battered copy of The Wit and Wisdom of Spiro Agnew?
Advise.