I keep my son’s teeth in a covered “Hello Kitty” knick-knack dish. And I look at them periodically.
Maybe you could string them on a chain and carve the words “Bite Me” into them.
Ever since one of my roommates cast the demons out of his computer and into a peanut a la Jesus and the Gadarene Swine, I’ve been wary of malevolent spirits infecting my machine. I soaked both of my wisdom teeth in baking soda for a few days, bleached them for another day, and now I keep them in my computer case to ward off evil spirits, gremlins, and other problems.
This is a most excellent use of a misspelling. Most excellent indeed! It took me a couple reads to get the full impact.