Just how drunk can you get?

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

Not, repeat, not a competition

Having said that, can you beat this guy?

Mr Lyalin, an electrician, had spent the evening drinking with a watchman at his workplace when they got into an argument, Interfax news agency reports. The morning found him waking up in the watchman’s office but instead of going back to work, he decided to take the bus home.

At home, Mr Lyalin had some sausage from the fridge and lay down to sleep, the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper says. After a couple of hours, his wife noticed the handle sticking out of his back and called an ambulance.

:eek:

[Crocodiles_And_Boulevards]

[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin]
Not, repeat, not a competition

Having said that, can you beat this guy?

:eek:
[/QUOTE]

I find it even more amazing that he forgave the guy:

Mr Lyalin apparently feels fine and bears no ill-will.

“We were drinking and what doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?” he was quoted by Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying.

[Achren]

“We were drinking and what doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?” he was quoted by Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying.

Best part of the article!

[Madd_Maxx]

Russians have this drinking thing down.

[Flander]

They’ve also got that ignore a stabbing thing down, too.

[control-z]

This reminds me of a Dave Attell routine:

“You ever black out? Or as I call it, time travel? You’re in a bar. You’re drinking, you black out. You wake up, you’re in another bar. You’re drinking, you black out. You wake up, you’re playing that knife game with a half-Indian. You wake up, you’re in McDonald’s–working there 3 years, STILL not assistant manager. You want to quit, but you can’t 'cause you’re banging the slow girl on the fryolator. They say she’s retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded.”"

[Flander]

[QUOTE=control-z]
This reminds me of a Dave Attell routine:

“You ever black out? Or as I call it, time travel? You’re in a bar. You’re drinking, you black out. You wake up, you’re in another bar. You’re drinking, you black out. You wake up, you’re playing that knife game with a half-Indian. You wake up, you’re in McDonald’s–working there 3 years, STILL not assistant manager. You want to quit, but you can’t 'cause you’re banging the slow girl on the fryolator. They say she’s retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded.”"
[/QUOTE]

Dave Attell rocks.

[tdn]

“We were drinking and what doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?”

Your friend stabbing you in the back. Usually, I mean.

[Flander]

At least he didn’t drive home.

[VinylTurnip]

Anyone but me slightly suspicious of whether the wife merely “noticed” the knife in her drunken, passed-out husband’s back?

[Winston_Smith]

[QUOTE=tdn]
Your friend stabbing you in the back. Usually, I mean.
[/QUOTE]

One time I tried to cut my buddy’s finger off with a pair of Wiss shears. I was only pretending to be drunk, though.

[Argent_Towers]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ALCOHOL DRINKS YOU!

[Moirai]

Yes, Argent? You wanted to share?

[Khampelf]

[QUOTE=EJsGirl]
Yes, Argent? You wanted to share?

[/QUOTE]

He’s being extraordinarily clever. A ‘whiteout’ if you will. Paste over the text.

[Gorgon_Heap]

I’d think in Soviet Russia everyone was drunk.

But I guess that’s just Russia.

Who says politics matters?

[Sunrazor]

I’d say a handle sticking out of my back might be a pretty handy thing to have, actually. Might help my wife improve my ballroom dancing, hmm?