Forget Satan? Pshaw. Absolutely impossible.
It’s nice to see you posting again, [insert zombie-eyed stare] Oh Lord of Darkness.
Hope you’re kicking some Ohio ass! 
Happy Holidays, Satan (and Drain Bead, too, of course). Good to see you back.
Satan?
<Scratches head>
Satan…sounds familiar…Satan…oh, wait, wasn’t that oldscatch’s sockpuppet?
Happy holidays.
Hi satan. Just take everything FPK said and apply it to this post. Or something.
Tell us things are looking better now.
If things aren’t, lie.
Hmph. I was wonderin’ when that sorry excuse for the Father Of All Lies would drag his stinkin’ carcass back here again. Things were beginning to smell funny without him and his pine-scent freshness.
(In other words, Yes, another “welcome back” from the SPOOFER)
Hey, welcome back!!!
Merry Mithrasmas, Happy Holidays and Jolly Peak Shopping Season, Satan!
Glad to see you back, O Prince of Darkness. I hope your holidays are wonderful in your new home.
Welcome back and Happy Holidays!!
Welcome back!
I was just wondering if you were okay.
Hope you like this cruddy Ohio weather.
Don’t forget me if theres an Ohio dopefest please.
How can we forget Satan?
Happy Hollidays!
I leave for a couple of days and you sneak in here and post? I knew I should never have trusted Satan!
Great to hear from you. Hope you and Drain are having a wonderful holiday season and things are going well for you on the job front.
Glad to see ya back!
Hey, Satan.
Glad you’re back. I was only just getting to know you.
Happy midwinter!
Jeyen
Hey there, Evil One! I’d started to wonder if all ISPs in Ohio had gone belly-up, or something. How’d the move go? Found work yet?
Whatever, I’m glad you and Drain are finally in the same place, and hope that the reason we haven’t seen you around on either board is that the two of you have been, er, making up for lost time. Anyway, welcome back!
Nice to see you again—it really wouldn’t be Christmas without Satan!
“Goddam us—every one!” . . . Tiny Tim
Hey stranger! Welcome back.
Welcome back Satan.
A lot has changed since you have been gone. First there was…ah,um. Then there was… a…er…a yeah. Well I guess it’s still the same ol’ SDMB.
Oh well, welcome back anyway.
hey Satan, good to hear from you again. I missed your posts.
jb