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no edit posts??? 
Nope. We kind of like that everybody must live with what they post. No do overs.
Was there something in that OP that you needed to fix? It looked ok to me… 
Welcome to the SDMB, tim 9987. Showers on your left, delousing on the right. Not implying you need to be deloused. It’s just SOP around here.
Please tell me the shower stalls are private.
Or if not, at least tell me they’re co-ed. 
Well, they’re whatever you want them to be. . .until you pony up the $15.00 to join! Bwahahaha!
OK, now I’m a member. I need:
[ul]
[li]The REAL number for 911 service[/li][li]The secret handshake[/li][li]Access to the invisible, traffic-free highway[/li][li]Who really killed JFK, RFK, Jimmy Hoffa, the dinosaurs, etc.[/li][li]What’s really at Area 51[/li][/ul]
Thanks in advance! 
The answer to your questions, in no particular order, are:
[li]A judo pistol grip[/li][li]A couple of guys named Vito[/li][li]Seven[/li][li]The EZ-Pass card will be in the mail shortly[/li]We’re sorry, that’s classified.
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The answer to your questions, in no particular order, are:
[li]A judo pistol grip[/li][li]A couple of guys named Vito[/li][li]Seven[/li][li]The EZ-Pass card will be in the mail shortly[/li][li]We’re sorry, that’s classified.[/li][/QUOTE]
Wow, best 15 bucks I ever spent!
Never mind…the 2 apple martinis I bought my date last weekend are the best $15 I ever spent.
Wow, new member!
HEY, WHO’S GOT THE GOAT? WE GOT A NEWBIE HERE!!
Everyone already knows. The real secret is what’s Areas 1 through 50!