::raises her hand::
Too funny!
WooHoo Lynn strikes again. I love it ! So is there a way to get rid of this worm for good ?
Move the massage board and dont tell him where we put it??
I MEANT message, not massage.
I really, I mean REALLY, have to get out more.
That says “doesn’t”! Oops.
::slowly lowers her hand::
Now look here. (sternly)
Once you start adding derogatory comments to poster’s names (no matter how richly deserved), you tamper with the very fabric of our…(muffled giggle)…of our…( 
)…of our…( 
)…of…(falls off chair laughing hysterically)
How stupid do you have to be to act like an asshole and then ask us why all of your threads have been closed? The status text serves him well.
When I opened this thread I expected to see that he was banned. Had to do a double take on that one!
Funny funny stuff! Big thumbs up! Good wholesome family entertainment!
I’ll just go and help Glee up off the floor now and we can be on our way.
Kricket,
Thanks for the helping hand. I’m all right now, I…(snort)…no, I’ve got it under…(titter)…just a minute, I…(crashes helplessly back onto floor)
Bahahaha!! That is absolutely hilarious!
The sweet but slightly acrid smell of burning troll hair wafts across the boards once more.
“Too Stupid For Words”
::snort, giggle, harumph::
Oh, let’s just get it over with,
BWAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAH!
Hahahahaha!! How clever!
laughing hysterically
I wish mine said, “Resident Welf” under it, but I guess only silly trolls get funny nicknames under their usernames.
From the desk of Sue, Grabbit and Runne.
Dear Ms. Bodoni,
It has been drawn to our attention that you have made a public statement about our client Mr. 2SexyForMyComputer (also known as Mr. Concrete, Mr. Jayburner etc.).
This statement could be misconstrued by hapless members of the message board, to which our client makes such a valuable (and indeed cherished) contribution, as a criticism.
We are sure this was COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL, and therefore do not wish to make any legal threats. However if you do not remove it forthwith, we shall be forced to call in the HPD*.
Yours, etc.
*Humourless Police Department. Our motto ‘Humour isn’t funny’ says it all.
Oh, I don’t suppose it’ll last more than a day or two. But just the same …
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hee hee hee hee (giggle)
I wonder if this guy will come back now.
Lynn!
I damn near choked on my altoids. BWAHA!
<builds you a shrine>
I’m going to be giggling all night over that one.
A tip of the hat and a “brava” for Ms Bodoni.
Well done.
That is, by far, the funniest thing I have seen all day.
What can I say? Ms. Bodoni, you are DA BOMB!!
Lynne - can you set him to banned & still keep the comment? Is that do-able? It’s worth saving… Thank you!
“Just noticed evey single one of my threads has been locked.”
Not this one. duh.