Of your post count? Nah. But I AM envious of your rugged good looks and trim, firm buttocks.
You have the highest number of posts, you silly goose! Yeesh.
Which must mean that you have neither.
Aw please? Please tell me? Pleasepleaseplease? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? pleasepleasepleaseplease? C’mon! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!
<mob voice>
Awright kid, c’mere. Y’sure you c’n handle it? Dis is yer last chance o’ turnin’ back…
<zen-master voice>
Then look, my son. Your journey will begin with but one word and two links…the final part of the story! It is up to you to trace the links backwards should you so desire.
Therefore, your hints are:
Remeber…when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you!
Fenris
Of course, he’s not so much of an experienced poster that he doesn’t know how to post a link. 
The word you are searching for is Fact, not Theory.
Uh huh.
…ask your doctor if Luvox[sup]TM[/sup] is right for you…
It’s been a while since we had to remind anyone of this rule but publicly accusing someone of being a sock puppet is a board no-no, Boney. If you have suspicions, please email a mod or admin with your concerns.
In fact, I just cleared out my email account in anticipation of the massive amount of evidence you apparently have regarding your as yet unfounded accusation.
I look forward to either you backing up your claims or you keeping your intangibale paranoia to yourself.
Thanks a pant load.
[Edited by Alphagene on 06-16-2001 at 10:11 PM]
::swoon::
Alphagene posted in my thread. I think I feel faint…
Well, considering we arrived at baby talk scatalogical references, I should be glad you bothered to edit.
As in your usual way, you are protecting your title to King of Smears.
I never said andros was a sock, only that he knows much more than he has said (except via email to moi).
And I certainly never said he was a troll. YOU were the one who claimed I said that, but your claim is wholly false.
In fact, I took the position that none of the Alphabet names were trolls. They were never trollish in any respect.
That impression was one YOU improbably fostered.
Hope your nanny can fix your pantload.
<tracer notices handy’s ungodly-high post count for the first time>
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Over NINE THOUSAND! Man! And I thought Coldfire was the only one with more posts than me.
<tracer sulks in a corner, feeling emasculated>