Does it work?
Apparantly not. Oh well, at least this qualifies as mundane and pointless.
(I know, I know, I’ll test again in a different thread. I just never dreamed that it wouldn’t work and wanted to show off my new sig.)
Ummm, it does as long as, “Does it work?” is your new sig, 
Sorry, I just had to.
“Does it work?”
I got a new one too!
“But when all was said and done, the winners were Bush and Gore, one of whom will be our next president, unless – and I would not totally rule this out – the Constitution suddenly is discovered to be missing, and it mysteriously turns up a few days later in the White House living quarters, and, lo and behold, the part that limits the president to two terms is GONE.”
– Dave Barry
Athena! Back to your dungeon immediately. 
-What’s right is only half of what’s wrong- George Harrison - Old Brown Shoe
I got it! This one gotta work!
There’s a pork chop in every beer.
Are you Homer Simpson?
“It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.”
I don’t get it.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice, this is rarely the case.
Joe Cool