just the socks or the entire feet and everything?

Well played, sir, well played. I gusset’s over now.

I’ve haddock with the footwear puns.

Me too. I’m just gonna go off to look for some Nehi now.

Yer all a buncha knit pickers, if you ask me! :mad:

So you’re going to try to use that one to sneakily transition to FISH puns?

Nuh-uh. No way. Shoo!

Salmon says: Fish puns okay!

The dryer ate my post.

Check the wardrobe, it is a well documented fact that socks are the larval form of coat hangers.

There’s a hole in your argument.

Oh, geez, you really stuck your foot in it that time.

Dear Liza, Dear Liza!
There’s a hole in your argument
Dear Liza, a hole

I don’t want to carp; I’ll play along just for the halibut!

That one just smelt.

What a crab!

Well, darn it.

Fish puns are off-topic, to say nothing of being fishy.

The combination, sadly enough, would be that an eight-legged hosiery sea-creature is a socktopus.

Next SyFy movie!