Not that I’m the sort of person who spends $6500 on a Plastic Woman With Real Orifices, but if I were I imagine that length of time would be determined only by how long it took me to get it out of the packing crate.
($6500? Some people really are both hard up for it and totally inept, aren’t they?)
um…eeeeeeew!
wouldnt the holes get a bit skanky fairly soon? or does one wear rubbers…
never mind i really dont think i want to know :eek:
The first rule of Celebrity Fit Club is don’t talk about Celebrity Fit Club.
I saw a few ads for Seed Of Chucky yesterday. IMHO it looks like quite funny.
I imagine that instructions for cleaning are provided.
I’m going to try very hard to avoid imagining anything about this.
Does the phrase “409 and a sponge” give you nightmares or something?
It will now.
Exterior shot-night.
The camera zooms in on the window. The room is dark, but we can make out a figure in the bed.
Cut to interior, close up of Terrifel sleeping.
Terrifel (muttering in sleep)-no. . . washcloth. No. Oh no! Not the bottlebrush! Not the bottlebrush! Nooooooooooooo!
Voiceover-
This year, the terror is real!
Graphic- Real Doll II - The Cleaning
Thank you, Doc. Thank you so much.
bleakly contemplates the inevitable night terrors in which Brad Dourif, “My Buddy,” various plastic orifices and cleaning products will no doubt feature prominently
Yes, there are. I can’t imagine someone spending that much money on such a thing and just let it go.
What do you do? Wait 'til it’s full and buy another one?
RDCS- Hello RealDoll customer service, how may I help you?
Creepy Guy-umm, my doll is full.
RDCS- Try moving your hips 4 to 12 inches backward. Does this fix the problem?
CG-No I don’t mean that knid of full. I mean I’ve had Terri for a few years and she’s full.
RDCS-Ah, I see. Do you have a vacuum cleaner with detachable hose?
CG-Yeah, but after Terri, I can never go back to that.
RDCS-No, I didn’t mean . . . Do you have a bottle brush?
CG-Hey! I don’t swing that way! My butt is exit only!
RDCS- What about a turkey baster?
CG-What did I just say?
RDCS- Maybe Terri just needs some me-time. Why don’t you draw her a warm bath, light a bunch of scented candles and leave her to soak in the tub for a while?
CG-Finally, a decent suggestion. I’ll try that out.
How long after you bought it could you fill it up?
Also, how long before Chucky kicks his bride to the curb and picks up a Real Doll?
Also, how difficult would it be to transfer someone’s soul to a Real Doll?
Or should I start a new thread?
For the first 3 films, the rule was that any person who knew the ritual could transfer their soul, or the soul of another person into a doll (OTTOMH, I don’t remember if direct body-to-body transfer was possible or if a doll or other receptacle had to be used as a transition). The person could transfer their soul back out of the doll to another human being, but only to the first person who they revealed themself too. I don’t think they addressed whether they could transfer from one doll to another. As I said earlier, staying in the doll body too long makes it a living breathing thing and traps the soul inside (I admit that this makes no sense to me. Chucky’s original body was human and he transferred out of it just fine. The same is true of Tiffany.)
Bride of Chucky introduced an amulet which allowed anybody who knew the ceremony to transfer their soul to any body, regardless of how long they’d been in their current body or who they first revealed themselves too.
Presumably Chucky could have transeffed his body to a RealDoll, however he was dying when he conducted the ceremony. He broke a toy store window and grabbed the first suitable object- a GoodGuy doll.
Chucky could have transferred Tiffany to a RealDoll. However, at the time he was angry with her, wanted to punish and humiliate her and didn’t want to give her power by giving her a doll body that would be faster and stronger as well as better able to pass in public. Plus, RealDolls are a few thousand dollars and take weeks to ship. The bride doll he used was already in the apartment.
The real question is why the soul transfer ritual calls on Damballah, the wisdom serpent, instead of Legba, the guardian of crossroads and travels, or Papa Gedde/Baron Samedi, the lord of the dead.
I’ve never seen any of the Child’s Play movies, but I have to ask – does Chucky have any supernatural powers at all? Because I’m sitting here thinking that if a toy-strength psychopath with a knife was coming after me, I’d just whack it a few times with a chair, then sit on the stupid thing while waiting for the cops to arrive. Problem solved.
Having not seen any of the movies for a while, I’m not sure just how strong he is.
As far as powers, he only seems to know that one ritual. In the first film, he did use a voodoo doll to torture somebody to death. However, IIRC the doll was made by the man who taught Chucky voodoo in the first place. The man used that doll as a means of protection. Once Chucky had the voodoo doll, he was able to torture his former teacher for information. Chucky apparently does not know how to make voodoo dolls to use on others. He doesn’t seem to know any of the things stereotypically associated with voodoo in films. He doesn’t seem to know any of things that are actually part of Voudoun in the real world. He knows how to transfer souls into dolls, but no spells for good luck or love.