If you’re like me, you’re a little bit intimidated by the cerebral gymnastics required to win the Bricker challenge.
So, I’ve created the Scylla challenge for those of who’s harnessed brainpower might make toast.
The rules are simple. If you’ve won a Bricker challenge go away. If you’ve ever been able to answer a sizable percentage of a Bricker Challenge go away. If you think you’re pretty smart, bugger off.
The winner of the Scylla challenge will be the person that best answers the following questions correctly, in my judgement. It being me, chances are I might make a mistake or two, so you’ll just have to deal with it.
Manhattan has agreed to supply the winner with 25 Phaedy bucks (well, not yet, but I’m sure he will when I ask him.)
So here’s the questions:
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That guy with the mustache who was in that Magnum PI ripoff series, “Rip Tide” or something, also starred in a cool John Carpenter movie. His girlfriend in the movie falls into a mirror and comes back as the devil or something in a dream that is a time travel message. That actress had really weird looking eyes, and she was in another John Carpenter movie with Roddy Piper. What were the names of this actor and actress and what were the movie’s names?
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That girl was kind of hot wasn’t she?
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The other guy in that movie, the bald guy was also in that Halloween Movie. What’s his name and is he dead or what?
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What’s that joke where the the three guys show up at the farmer’s house and ask to spend the night, and the farmer says ok, but you can’t sleep with my daughter?
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According to Riverworld, who first told that joke?
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How do you make a VCR light stop blinking?
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These three strings walk into a bar. The first string goes to order a drink and the bartender points to a sign that says “no strings served.” Later the second string says that you gotta show athority so he walks up to the bar and tries to act all gruff and threatening as he orders a drink. The bartender says “Listen Bub, it’s like I told your friend. No strings served.” So the third string says “watch this.” He ties him self up into knots and stuff and then he rubs himself really hard so he’s all frayed and rough looking, like a shipping rope or something. Then he goes up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “Yes sir,” but then take a second look and says "Hey wait a minute. Are you a string? The string says ____?
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Complete the following “Masterdebaters are to Gaudere as Flaming gays are to_____”
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If you’re naked as you read this question, you’ve gotten it right. If you’re wearing clothes you’ve gotten it wrong.
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Which is better and why? Silly Putty or Play-Doh?
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Bob is a sponge. Crabs is a lobster. Sandy is a squirrel. Pat is just this stupid pink blob in Hawaiian shorts. What’s he supposed to be?
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The decoy secret ingredient of Crabby patties is_____
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If there was a skeeter on your peter would you whack it off?
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Place the following is descending order of machismo (that’s with the most macho first.)
Emilio Estevez
Ricardo Montalban
The guy who played Panch, or Ponch on CHIPS
Antonio Banderas
Jennifer Garner
15. Which one would you most want to have sex with?
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According to Smeagol, the defining characteristic of hobbitses is that they are____.
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Did you see Jack kill Nina? Damn!
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If they had a “little ditty” who would sing it?
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Go find me a link to that picture of dogs playing poker.
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It’s not that nursery mouth I came back for and it’s not the way you’re stretched out on the floor cuz I’ve broken all your windows and I’ve ran through all your doors and who I am I to ask you to fight my wars and you should know that’s true. ________________________.
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We were heading for Bear on I one oh about a mile out of Shakeytown. I said____________.
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Which is better and why, Burger King of Mickey D’s?
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I can be Tiger, White, Gulf or Bay. Cocktail me or do me as an Ettouffe.
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My fucking truck is leaking oil from that long rectangular thing over the sparkplugs, but I don’t want to take it into the shop to get fixed right. How can I Maguyver a quick fix?
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Doctor Doom got thrown out of graduate school so how is he a Doctor, and of what?
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If you want to make a blimp why don’t you just fill a balloon with a vaccum?
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Place these turd varieties in ascending order of grossness (least gross first:)
Cow
Rabbit
Horse
Dog
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Who would tell you that you are “a pie-eyed prune-faced refugee from Yancy Street,” and what time would it then be?
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If the battery’s dead can I roll start a Durango?
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Complete the following: “Yo baby, yo baby, yo baby,___”