Who knows? Where did Andy Kaufman come with his bits? Why ask why? Just sit back, think up some “what if God made a rock so big even He can’t lift it” type questions, have a glass of lemonade and enjoy the show, that’s what I say.
That is a gross insult to everyone who raised a child that wasn’t theirs biologically
If a woman carries another woman’s fertilized egg to term, who is the “spiritual” mother.
Absolute bullshit…
Wow, that is weirdly…interesting.
A lady I work with teaches some kind of teen sex ed class at her (Catholic, but maybe not mainstream Catholic) church and teaches some odd things, as well…
One thing that she tried to explain to me one day was that women develop some kind of hormonal bonds of love with their sexual partners through orgasms. So, if women have sex with and orgasms with multiple partners before marriage, they will have (not sure how) used up or damaged the ability to produce these hormones and therefore be unable to make a love-bond with their spouse.
Or something like that.
I had stopped paying attention kind of early.
I have a few theories on what ministers have said to Kanicbird
They include
“I’m already here. But we still need a young priest.”
“What else do the voices say son?”
“Your name wouldn’t be ‘Legion’, would it?”
and
“Have you considered Judaism?”
He’s just the Baskin-Robbins of insanity, isn’t he?
I think I love you
So what are you so afraid of?
Are you afraid that you’re not sure of a love there is no cure for?
I think I love you.
Did you just spring out of your bed and scream that, or was that in the middle of my day dream?
I didn’t know how to deal with and so I just decided to myself-I’d hide it to myself and never talk about it.
On at least one of your theories, if I were Gadarene, I’d be starting to worry. 
(Note: will you guys stop Monkeeing around? This is serious!)
Just popping in to say that while I understand how the OP feels, I thought the OP was extremely abusive to Kanicbird
That and I hate to say it, was rather confusing, until DocCathode worded it better.
I also missed the part where he talked about working with troubled children. shudder Those poor kids could really be scared out of their wits, and come away with some very confusing, very scary, and potentially psychologically damaging ideas.
But if it’s all part of The Plan, then it all just comes out in the wash…right?
Then why did you go and shout when she walked into the room?
As bad as that sounds it’s interesting to me that someone whom I see as a hardcore Christian mentions a theology that reminds me of of Karma and reincarnation.
In what way?
I only wanna make you happy, and if you say “hey go away” I will.
Psychological