It’s not new but it is approved, by the 9th Ohio District Court anyway.
(registration required) or just Google “Sean Talty”
I wonder how Mrs. Talty is taking it?
What if he doesn’t make it?
a pic of the cockmeister
Maybe they should neuter him?
You would think the mullet would keep women away. Guess not.
If I were a Creationist, I would use this guy as an emotional appeal against the theory of evolution. After all, he’s quite successful in Darwinian terms, but… look at him.
He must have been telling those women he was the singer for Nickelback…
What kind of a pathetic wretch would marry this guy? Especially knowing his history? THe mind boggles.
Maybe he has a car.
I know girls that would marry a guy if he had a car and a stable job.
Seriously.
As for SANE people, though…yeugh. Love may be blind, but…yeugh.
Hopefully up the ass.
lieu, I…I…think I love you…
Lieu, you’re a genius.
I’m with ** Giraffe ** and **TwistofFate
**. Too freakin’ funny lieu!
Between Brickers post and lieu’s, this thread has been enough to give me a lift at the end of a shitty day. Thanks.
$38,000 holy shitezer!
The should give him the house arrest ankle bracelet and attach it to his… or maybe not.
Oh, please no…then it would be like one of those french-tickler cockrings and she’d want it all the time. 
Sam
Yipes! If I got a woman pregnant for five freakin’ years, the last thing I’d be afraid of was what some judge would do to me!
Lieu, I now have salsa on my monitor. Thanks!
Joe dirt!
He looks like Joe Dirt!
Nah, she’d hafta catch ya first.
Well, you know what they say about mullets.
Business in the front
Party in the back
Enjoy,
Steven
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT!?!?!??!
Jesus Christ, this fucking Joe Dirte wannabe has to get a fucking COURT ORDER to not go knocking up more women because he already has more kids than he can handle and I, a reasonably attractive, financially sound guy, don’t even have a girlfriend. The fact that some wacko married this dude is more than I can handle.
Mtgman’s post is the only thing stopping me from being irate enough to rage on for another three paragraphs.
Really? Think you could hook me up? I’ve got a car and a stable job. (Sort of.)