Hefner has a killer quote “I can’t see it happening somehow - we don’t airbrush to that extent.” It’s good to see somebody tell her the truth, even if it’s a lecturous old man.
I have seen worse in the mag… not much worse, but a little worse…
Hef gives lectures now?
To those who need it, apparently.
Is that Ozzy’s kid?
Yep.
We could do a paternity test but I doubt there’s a bit of blood in his body that didn’t come from a transfusion or a speck of hair that isn’t a wig.
I’ll be the first to say I would definitely sleep with Kelly Osbourne, and I don’t understand what’s so unappealing about her. She’s comfortable with herself and has a unique look - so what if she doesn’t look like the bimbos that are typical of Playboy. So Hef can go fuck himself.
I agree with everything you said, I think she’s very attractive. Hefner is just being a jerk.
IMO, she’s a fucking hag. Disagree with Playboy all you want, but she is definitely not the type of body that belongs in that mag.
Hef could have been a little nicer about it though.
Yeah, I find her at least mildly attractive, but Kelly Osbourne is definitely not the type of girl they photograph in Playboy.
Also: Damn, Hef. That was harsh.
Hmm. This is basically the same post as Auto’s, above – isn’t it?
I’d do her too but that is beside the point. Playboy has a certain type of woman in their magazine. She is about as far from the type as one can be. Just because she isn’t that type does not mean that she is unattractive. Hef was right on the mark.
She’s not hideous but she does have a rather large Charley Brown shaped head.
I take that back, it’s shaped more like Lucy’s head.
Blech! In the immortal words of any number of guys throughout the ages “She’s so ugly I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.” Go, Hef! 
Argent Towers & Secret Volcano Lair, I find this interesting. Did you also think Monica Lewinsky was cute?
At least Monica had a cuter face, Kelly is unattractive by most standards.
I won’t be as harsh as Silenus*, but I do not think Hef was too harsh.
Jim
- Not that I disagree, but man is that harsh.
She looks too lumpy to be on playboy. I don’t think people are going to want to open up a playboy mag and see a page full of rolls and stretch marks.
Hugh Hefner one on side, Kelly Osborne on the other.
The choices are, if possible, even more unappealing that the Donald Trump - Rosie O’Donnell showdown.
Yeah because everyone has the same taste. I know a lot of guys who don’t like skinny with no ass and fake tits. (Although even they usually perfer curvy to lumpy, but I haven’t seen Kelly naked so I don’t know if she’s really lumpy or just a different body type.)
So what? Those with different taste won’t buy Playboy. Someone who “reads” Playboy will generally not be interested in seeing Kelly nude.
Do they also like small brains, hideous hair, lots of childish tattoos, a weird, carnivorous smile, bad fashion sense and a total lack of musical talent? Let’s not pretend that this is Helen of Troy with just a fuller figure: