KFC has been a part of our American traditions for many years. Many people,
day in and day out, eat at KFC religiously. Do they really know what they
are eating? During a recent study of KFC done at the University of New
Hampshire, they found some very upsetting facts. Firs of all, has anybody
noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name? Kentucky
Fried Chicken has become KFC. Does anybody know why? We thought the real
reason was because of the “FRIED” food issue. It’s not. The reason why they
call it KFC is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC
does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated
organisms. These so called “chickens” are kept alive by tubes inserted into
their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They
have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is
dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC
because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There
is no more plucking of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and the
feet. The government has told them to change all of their menus so they do
not say chicken anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen
to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word
chicken. I find this matter to be very disturbing. I hope people will start
to realize this and let other people know. *** Please forward this message
to as many people as you can. Together we make KFC start using real chicken
again.
Callie L. Sparkman
sparkcl@auburn.edu
Their web page still uses the word “chicken,” but doesn’t say anything about how those chickens are raised though. From what I’ve read, it’s not a pretty story, but the conditions mentioned in the original post seem exaggerated.
Callie is right. The issue in the KFC is not “Fried” it’s the “C”. To adhere to the Federal truth in advertising law, the “C” has to be something starting with “C” and it’s cats. That’s right, cats.
KFC found out it was too expensive to use “genetically manipulated organisms”, so they decided to go to the pound to get cats instead. Much cheaper, free in fact, just the cost of hauling the dead bodies to the KFC factory.
They couldn’t say Kentucky Fried Cats, so they had to change it to KFC to fool the American people.
I hope you see it as a sarcastic post. I guess Callie is trying to start some stupid rumor. Shame on you Callie, if that is your real name, and I hope no one is fooled by her stupid post.
KFC may not have chicken on their menu (actually, they do.)
But it sure is all over their website.
Yeha, I got this in email about 3 months ago. It’s an urban legend.
“And on the eighth day, God Created beer
to prevent the Irish from taking over
the Earth.” ~SNOOGANS~
Dr. F.
Not Ground Hog, Groundhog as in Marmota Monax, Ground Grizzly, Whistle Pig, Gopher etcetera.
These Groundhogs are genetically adapted according to secret Lamarckian breeding techniques. Through the use of Eukaryotic viruses KFC is able to overcome the genomic barriers and create the “Gophen” (Chicken Gopher cross.)
Through rebreeding they create the “Gochiphen” (male/female cross,) and the “Chigophen” (female/male cross.)
It is very difficult because normally mammals don’t evolve.
However, the key was discovered by a scienticist/geneticist/lawyer. Do not try to investigate this on your own as it is all very hush hush, and may represent personal danger to you. I have proof of this and will post it before the evening is over.
Can’t be groundhogs. Remember the recent thread on Nazis groundhogs where the guy couldn’t get rid of his groundhogs no matter what he tried? KFC would have gladly cleaned them out for him if that rumor were true.
Well, did anyone bother contacting KFC about the gopher infestation, fuzzy? If not, perhaps the regional KFC MIB team just hasn’t done a recent survey in that area.