Hush. He’s very religious and thinks the stork brought him. Nothing to do with that nasty sex stuff.
$6.66 is probably enough for him to go to a used book store and buy a book on evolution so he has a clue about what he is going to disprove.
To be fair to this dude, I thoroughly enjoyed the course of study required to obtain my own mater’s degree.
I might go back to school for another.
I’m thinking he should start by searching for the missing link in the most logical place to find it. Florida.
“…I am not out to promote a region or way of life. I just believe there has got to be a better answer than all in compassing evolution. Thank you for reading this…”
Thank oG he’s not promoting a region or something. “all in compassing”? I weep for proof-readers - I know my own writing is bad enough.
ASU has standards?
He don’t no nuttin about no Hakel or no recapitalization or nuttin. He choose that poster because of the title: “Die Evolution!”.
Oh my… I think you are right.
Bwahahahahaha.
Wipes tears
Excuse me while I go to wring out my underwear.
That was driving me crazy. I’m glad someone else caught it, too.
Doctoral!!!
No, he has it right. Once you go through the doctorial program, you get a PhiD.
In the summer of 1982, I was enjoying my brand-new Yamaha 465. On a ride in the Carson City area, my kickstarter fell off, making starting the beast a real challenge. Naturally, the part was backordered, and it took months to get a new one. I had to cope. Luckily, I lived in a hilly area and was always able to get it going by bump starting. I was young and strong and could push it when I had to.
If I was somehow able to find that kickstarter now, I’d believe that god exists.
Maybe. 
The way kickstarter works is that you don’t get anything unless you reach the goal.
I have the theory that they believe that science works like in some bad horror tales were killing the “lead zombie” will cause all the rest to fall or to be cured.
I have seen that idea not only among creationists but among many other woo woo proponents, the most inconvenient research to them that appeared first to crush a cherished belief needs to be put down, regardless if many other papers confirmed the original research later.
Sounds about right.
What DOESN’T sound right is that it’s taken this many posts for someone to contribute such an obvious image…
The thread title reminds me of these posts I made a decade ago on the Board:
That is just German for ‘The Evolution’.
In Science!!!
C’mon, I can’t be the only one who thought that.
I know. It was a joke.
Really? I didn’t know. I was trying to make a Simpsons joke.
As far as I know even most major churches accept evolution. No different that trying to prove the world is flat.
No, I’d significantly prefer him trying to prove the world is flat by a sea voyage: that way, even if he were right, he’d just fall off the edge and we’d be rid of him anyways.
Ten to one he doesn’t know that. Doesn’t seem a knowledgeable fellow.