Kids in the Hall appreciation thread

Askin’ askin’ askin’, always multi-taskin’.

A caveman?! But you’ve been frozen in ice for a million years!!

-Would you like a drink?
-I’ll have a Squashed Strawberry Alleycat.

-I can 'splain.
-No, Ray. No “splanations” necessary.

Keep on doin’ what you do do do 'til it’s done done done.

Celebrities, celebrities, celebrities…and STARS!

A mouse pooped in my bread.

I… I’m sorry I caused all that cancer.

Please bear in mind in lieu of full payment, we will accept sex; we hear you are very good at it.

This is a hold-up! I repeat, this is a hold-up! No funny business, or this will happen to you …

*** BLAM ***

Fire fire fire…fire on my BRAIN.

Don’t brame me – I stub my toe!

I’d like to take a little bit of our national network airtime to advocate that I be allowed to masturbate in public buildings.

The time has come for us to mount our donkeys and leave, for you are beginning to bore our clearly deranged minds.

Oops… Slipped my mind.

Someday, he may be vice-president.

Reported.

It’s a Zombie!

shambles lackadaisically Do da-doo da-doo. Do da-doo da-doo.