Kids: Leave the train-hopping to Hollywood.

CSU student’s legs severed by train in Longmont

The headline alone gave me that want-to-pee-my-pants-my-stomach-just-lurched feeling.

Further proof that teenagers are prone to stupidity. Ugh.

Sad.

Man, that sucks.

Jesus fuck yes.

Hey kids: Trains are ungodly heavy and not meant to grab onto. If you fall under one, it will smush you like an ant.