Kidz Bop, for those who don’t know, is a compilation CD in which they take popular songs, record them using the Kidz Bop Kids as singers (they sound pre-teen) and then marketed the disks heavily on Nick and during kids programming on other channels.
The first problem is with the absolutely cheeriness of kids singing songs about topics way over their heads.
Now they’ve come out with the second release featuring the following songs:
02 Turn Off The Light
03 Shape Of My Heart
04 Hanging By A Moment
06 Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)
08 Follow Me
09 U Remind Me
11 Crazy For This Girl
13 He Loves U Not
15 I’m A Believer
I don’t recognize most of these, but did you notice #8? That’s a freakin’ song about an ADULTEROUS AFFAIR the singer is having with a married woman! What the HELL do you think the damned verse
is talking about? Hint: It ain’t the freakin’ One Ring from Lord of the Rings. Several of the others which I have heard also adult themed. WTF!
If you’re going to to make this insipid, uncreative dreck at least make the shit AGE APPROPRIATE you mother-fuckers.