June goes, with the explanation that Ward was a little hard on the Beaver the night before.
Slowly Ward turned…step by step…inch by inch…
ETA: No seriously, that was brilliant, Count.
Thank you. Just a scribble on a phone between rides at an amusement park. It’s amazing how well you can write with no one looking over your shoulder. 
That Larry was always a Rat! Rat! Rat!
But, I think we could do without June. Ward could be hilarious, and Wally was the All-American boy. June’s tits weren’t that great anyway, so, what good was she? And, her stories were always boring.
Eldridge.
How’d we get this far without someone posting the Leave it to Beaver 25th Anniversary party?
